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My name is sam. Im 17. I Like to laugh and have a good time. I live in the deep uneventful woods of New Hampshire. Thats all you really need to know right now.. if you wanna know more add me.

"Ohh myyyy
20 throw down in my fist of rage
And the man to my left has folded down
Well Johnny doubled up with a royal flush
I had three jacks and a pair of nines
My mind is turning - just two shots more
There's not much left to play
Well then dude walks in, black hat on top, what a mop
I'm lucky wasn't a county cop cause I'm just runnin out of time

Who's up for game two
What to do
My wallet's gettin thin
And I just lost my wife last night
Well I gotta problem
Just one answer
Gotta throw it all down
And kiss it goodbye
Yeah!

That was a crazy game of poker
I lost it all
But someday I'll be back again
And I, never to fold.
Never to fold

Who's up for game three
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sittin next to me
Red with smiling eyes
Its funny
I don't have no money tonight
Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

That was a crazy game of poker
I lost it all
But someday I'll be back again
And I, never to fold.



I say now skittleedat dat,
Well how bout that?
I'm coming out the front never, comin' out the back

And I walked into the bar yesterday
Cause I had something to do, something to say
And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around
Til I heard the sound of his feet fallin' on the ground
I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown
And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight.

So I said Johnny whatcha doin' tonight?
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, how 'bout a revolution?
And he said right.
I say of you say a
I say revolution, and you say jah
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you all say da da da
da-da-dayoh!

And I said, what'cha looking at?
He hit me across the face with a bat
I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go
So he opened the door and said do what you're here for
I said I'm wandering round the road 44
And I said I been walkin' for about a thousand years.

And my feet are growing tired
My eyes a little wired
Don't know what to do unless I retire
And he just said let's play some crazy poker

So I said Johnny what'cha doing tonight?
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, how bout a revolution?
And he said right.
I say of you say a
I say revolution, and you say da
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you all say da da da
da-da-dayoh!

I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop
I don't give a shit cause I got the drop
Johnny just got two eyes just like mine
And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine

And I drank a bottle'a whiskey, 'fore I came
Came to the bar to see what's the same
I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me

And to my left was a man, he had no Tan
he Didn't even think about starting to sin
The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice
He looked kinda mad and I, I felt bad
Beacuse I took his money last night it's kinda funny
But now I'm just struggling--
I need a hunnie-bunnie.
I don't know what to say anymore
So I'm just gonna go out, ay-oh!

So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, how 'bout a revolution?
And he said right.
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say da
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say da
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say da
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say da da da
da-da-dayoh!" - OAR

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